Anorexia
[x] You hate your body.
[ ] You have starved yourself.
[x] You have low self esteem.
[ ] You use laxatives.
[x] You need to be skinnier.
[ ] People always say you're skinny, but you think fat.
[ ] People think you are way too skinny.
[ ] You skip at least one meal a day.
[ ] You limit your calories or check them constantly by compulsion. (Occasionally I check but usually just out of boredom)
Total: 3

ADHD
[x] You are hyper most of the time.
[x] You barely pay attention to anything.
[ ] You cannot cooperate with people well.
[ ] You seem to never sit still.
[x] You talk all the time.
[ ] You need attention 24/7.
[ ] You aren't very shy.
Total: 3


Bipolar Disorder
[ ] You can act wild at times then the next you are severely depressed.
[ ] You are very irritable.
[x] You barely get any or no sleep.
[ ] You have very high self esteem at times.
[ ] You have used or abused alcohol, drugs, or sex.
[ ] You have thought of/attempted suicide.
[ ] You have the worst mood swings of anyone you know.
Total: 1


Bulimia Nervosa
[x] You've thrown up all your food at one time. I'd like to point out, I was actually ill
[ ]You thrown it up even when you don't feel sick.
[ ] You have little control over how you eat.
[ ] You use laxatives.
[ ] You eat fast.
[ ] You have overly exercised to where you almost fainted/passed out.
[ ] People think you are way too skinny.
Total: 1


Conduct Disorder
[ ] You are a bully.
[ ] You threaten other people.
[x] You often find yourself in fights. Not physical ones
[ ] You have used a weapon that could cause injury to others.
[ ] You are cruel to humans and/or animals.
[ ] You have raped/molested someone.
[ ] You destroy property on purpose.
[ ] You always lie.
[x] You've stayed out all night.
[x] You have attempted to run away from home.
Total: 3

Depression
[ ] You are always, or normally, feel sad.
[ ] You always, or normally, are crying.
[ ] You find no hope in your future.
[ ] You no find longer excitement over the activities you used to love.
[ ] You always find yourself around the house or in bed all day.
[ ] You are anti-social.
[x] You have low self esteem.
[ ] Everything bad that happens is always your fault.
[ ] Hope is no longer there for you.
Total: 1

Obsessive Compulsive Disorder
[x] You have disturbing thoughts or thoughts you hate.
[x] You have to do a certain thing until it feels right.
[x] You have to keep things in a certain order.
[ ] You have harmed yourself.
[ ] You are afraid you will get an STD, or AIDS.
[x] You have to check some stuff over again.
Total: 4

Schizophrenia / Anxiety
[ ] You often have hallucinations or sudden memories you can't escape.
[ ] You can be confused about reality and fantasy.
[ ] You think people are always staring or talking about you.
[ ] You have an extreme anxiety or fearfulness.
[ ] You have difficulty with relationships with family, friends, and opposite/same
[ ] You do not take care of your hygiene as much as others say you should. (Showering every other day is fine in my book but whatever.)
[ ] You are very shy.
[x] You often talk to yourself.
Total: 1

Darkness
[x] You listen to songs with dark meanings.
[x] You are influenced by dark media and tones.
[ ] You are a goth by Urban Dictionary definition 1.
[x] You often plot crimes in your head for fun.
[x] You are not to be trusted with a weapon.
[ ] Your favorite color is black.
[ ] You prefer evil over good in movies
[ ] You are most often alone.
[x] You prefer to be cold rather than warm
[ ] Next to Black, your favorite color is a dark shaded color. (Red)
[ ] War fascinates you.
[ ] You like violence and gore.
[x] You are rebellious.
Total: 6

NEW TOTAL: 22 - this test is wank, but it's quite funny...

0-5: You're very normal.
6-15: You're fine.
16-20: You might be okay.
21-30: You have problems.
31-35: You have really bad problems. You might need to see a therapist.
36+ WOW! YOU NEED SOME HELP, NOW